La bande annonce de Girondins TV
Console 33 PART 2 (Girondins TV)
“J’ai pas l’habitude de jouer avec le truc.” I think we all know that, Yoann. You don’t even know what the thing is called.
Most of the second half is spent bitching about the referee hahah.
EDIT: Post-match interview requested: The Console 33 Cup goes back to Bordeaux!
Gourcuff: Yes, I’m satisfied with the performance of my team. I acknowledge that not a lot of shots were made, I don’t really know how to shoot with this controller. But no, the game was interesting, at times I was a threat to Bordeaux. It was satisfying, but it’s frustrating in front of goal. (he complains about not knowing how to shoot again.) [Now you will have to concentrate on Ligue 2?] Uhhh yeah exactly, we need to concentrate on our routine, on the league aaand [Pierre: Oooh, I can put champagne in here.] to try to finish in the best position possible, and, why not, go up to Ligue 1?
Ducasse: [talking about the league after winning this cup final] We’re going to play important matches, we’re going to go on to play Rennes and then Lyon. In addition, we’ve lost Cavenaghi (he got a red card in the FIFA) I’m going to send him to Argentina for a week to clear his mind a little. [Yoann is clearly thinking “You’re taking this manager thing waaay too seriously.”] I don’t like difficulties within the group. I can’t tolerate that.
Console 33 PART 1 (Girondins TV)
Yoann Gourcuff and Pierre Ducasse playing videogames, Bordeaux vs Vannes, ahead of the League Cup final (april 2009). Both are very funny…Pierre singing “Allez Bordeaux allez!!!” Yoann complaining about the fact he doesn’t understand how to play, especially after Ducasse scored (“Tu fais comment pour accélérer?”, “C’est R1 c’est sûr?”, “Il m’énerve ce jeu p*****” HAHA). And the post-game interview ;=). Priceless
“Attends, comment co-” “QUOI?” Hahaha Pierre sounds so annoyed.
“Chamaaakh, je vous aime, je vous aime!”
“C’est incroyable.” “TROP FORT! Trop fort ce Bordelais.”
“2-0.” “C’est pas mérité. Regards, 52% possession balle.” “51! Ah non, passes réussies…52, ah mais bon, dominé mais pas gagner.”
loooool Yoann. Useless.
I love Console 33.
EDIT: I like how this post was my 333rd.
